- Hi, darling. Glad that you can make it. Let's sit over there, under
the stars.
+ Hi mbak, apologize for being sooo damn late. Had a meeting and a
+ dinner with Pertamina. That spot seems nice. Sure.
- Come. Meet Mr A and Ms B from Design Magz*
+ Huh? (blank expression) Hi there, nice to meet you (smiling warmly)
+ (whispering to my date) Pardon me, what Design? Are they you're office
+ colleagues, from the interior design or architectural function or
something?
- (not listening) ...and this is Mr C and Ms D from ABC Magz. You know
dear, THE abc Magz from Bandung? (sounded excited and thrilled)
+ (started to feel uncomfortable) Hi, how are you (shaking hands and
made friendly gestures)
- (continuously sparkling) And here's another, Mr E and Mr F from the
well known XYZ newspaper, and over there are our friends from
Megapolitan TV. Uh, it's Dian Sastro, there. Beautiful, isn't she? It's
her boyfriend. Damn, he's hot!
+ Gorgeous, indeed (uneasily waved and nodded) Ugh.. nice meeting you,
+ folks!
- (begun to notice) Don't you know abc, dear, THE magz?
+ Huh? You mean, they are not your office mate..
- Nooooo... They are our invited guests, the media people.
+ What magz? Never heard of..
- Are you sure? They are hugely popular.
+ Positive.
We looked at each other, and suddenly an understanding came to us. We
both laugh. Yeah, there's nothing wrong. It's just a different world,
from another different life. As simple as that! *grin Let's just enjoy
the nite and warming up the chat, shall we?
X (her boss, suddenly smiled to me) Sorry again, from what media are
you?
+ ............ ......... (oopss..!!) **
The Recruitment
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources
Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in
heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it
seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a
Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not
really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let
you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever
one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said
the woman
"Sorry, we have rules..."
And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went
down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green
of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing
in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked
with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They
ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.
They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club
where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she
had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time
that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found
St. Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24
hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had
great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you
must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd
say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a
better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down
back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were
dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there
was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and
had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends
look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee.... !!"
KOMENTAR MEREKA MENGENAI KEMATIAN SOEHARTO
Guru TK : supaya Pak Harto bisa bertemu sama Allah
PLATO : untuk mencari kebaikan yang lebih baik
ARISTOTELES : itu merupakan sifat alami dari manusia
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR : saya memimpikan suatu dunia yang membebaskan semua manusia yang meninggal tanpa mempertanyakan kenapa
MACHIAVELLI : poin pentingnya adalah Soeharto meninggal ! siapa yang peduli ! kenapa ? akhir dari kehidupannya akan menentukan motivasi Soeharto
George W.Bush : kami tidak peduli kenapa Soeharto itu meninggal ! kami cuma
ingin tau apakah Soeharto itu ada di pihak kami atau tidak, apa dia bersama
kami atau melawan kami.tidak ada pihak tengah di sini ! dan apakah Soeharto itu seorang teroris ato tidak !
DARWIN : Soeharto telah melalui periode waktu yang luar biasa, telah melalui
seleksi alam dengan cara tertentu dan secara alami tereliminasi dengan meninggal.
EINSTEIN : Apakah Soeharto itu meninggalkan hidup atau hidup yang meninggalkan Soeharto, itu semua tergantung pada sudut pandang kita sendiri
ISAAC NEWTON : Semua manusia di bumi ini kan meninggal secara tegak
lurus dalam garis lurus yang tidak terbatas dalam kecepatan yang seragam,
terkecuali jika Soeharto meninggal karena ada reaksi yang tidak seimbang dari
arah berlawanan.
Guntur Soekarno Putra : akhirnya saya sudah tidak di "cekal" lagi, tapi kok meninggalnya hampir sama sakitnya seperti Bapak
Programmer : kenapa Soeharto meninggal ? saya rasa perlu adanya interface untuk Soeharto yaitu modarable, Jadi soeharto di haruskan untuk mengimplementasikan interface modarable, jadi di sini sudah jelas terlihat bahwa antara Soeharto dengan meninggal sudah loosely coupled.
LB. Moerdani : Selidiki, apakah ada unsur subversif di balik semua ini ?
Sutiyoso : Tanyakan apakah Bapak ingin diantar jenazahnya menggunakan busway ?
Habibie: Soeharto meninggal dikarenakan ada daya tarik gravitasi, dimana terjadi percepatan yang mengakibatkan bapak harto atau guru saya itu mengikuti rotasi dan berpindah ke dunia lain ...
Amrozi: Saya jangan di-Qishah dulu sebelum Pak Harto selesai dikuburkan !
Desi Ratnasari: No Comment!!
Julia Perez : Memangnya kenapa kalo Soeharto meninggal ? Karena sang betina ( ibu tien) ada disana, daripada sang jantan sendirian diseberang sini, yaaahhhh dia kesana laahh.. cape khan pake alat bantu terus?
Roy Marten: Soeharto itu khan hanya manusia biasa, pasti bisa khilaf.. (plus nangis dikit)
Gus Dur: Soeharto meninggal ? Ngapain dipikirin! Gitu aja kok repottt!! wis..wayahe. ...
Inul Daratista : waduh rek.... opo aku harus "ngebor" liangnya Pak Harto ta ...( logat jawa timurnya medok )
Dewi Persik : Setidaknya Pak Harto setia sama Ibu Tien, beliau mencintai Ibu Tien sampai mati ! terbukti Pak Harto tidak memberikan talak cerai kepada Ibu Tien dan Pak harto hanya mencintai kaum hawa saja.
Aktivis Forkot : Adili Soeharto, usut tuntas kasus korupsi yayasan Supersemar ! oh iya Pak Harto kan udah meninggal ! siapa lagi yang kita demo ya ? wah gak seru lagi dong.
Cinta Laura : Adyuh akyu tyuh cidak cau siapa ityu Suharto, akyu tuch masih kecccil, buat akyu yang lebih penting itu fucuur, karena akyu berencyana lanjyutin school di U.K ...bla bla bla ( pokoknya capyyye dyyyeh dengerinnya)
Mama Laurent : Bukannya sudah saya bilang waktu itu bahwa akan ada pejabat besar yang meninggal tahun 2008 ini ?
Hetty Koes Endang : Pak Harto meninggal dengan tuntas...tuntas. .. dan tuntas.....
